A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: “Please take only one drop”
NOTE: “Please take only one drop”
So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..
The husband looks at the wife and says: “You go first.”
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
”Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.”
“So where is he?”
”Oh, that’s him I have on my back.”
I’m sure the ladies are beaming from ear to ear now, well I have one for the guys to laugh at too.
Female Evolution
What’s the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story.
At 78 - You can get out of bed, that’s another story.
A few more before you guys start…
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “My God, I wish I had your willpower.”
The last fight was my fault! My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. Wedding cake.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months? I don’t like to interrupt her.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Computer Joke…
A man who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as “she” and “her”. He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
And the last but not the least…
The Car Accident…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends.”
The man thinking their might be a bright side to this, replied, “I agree with you completely.”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Hope I was able to bring a few laughs, well your turn now, don’t just read and go away, especially those who never comment on the site, it’s your chance now to shine…
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